Re: advice for american travellers - ancient racism (humour)

[Huw Powell <human@nh.ultranet.com>]

First time I've ever seen a joke diagrammed for the unwashed...

> Everyone wants a French cook, Italian lover, German Engineer and
> British <what?>.

Actually...

heaven has:

French cooks
Italian lovers
German engineers
British policemen
and the Swiss make the whole thing run smoothly

hell has:

British cooks
Swiss lovers
Italian engineers
German cops
and the French keep things organised.

No ethnic slander intended, please!

-- 
Huw Powell

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