too good to pass up!

[Mike Arman <armanmik@n-jcenter.com>]

Roaming around the net today looking for mosquito traps (don't ask), I came
upon this choice tidbit which was simply too good to pass up:


From:

http://www.netmeg.net/jargon/terms/


     Q: How can you recognize a DEC field circus engineer
        with a flat tire?
     A: He's changing one tire at a time to see which one is flat.

     Q: How can you recognize a DEC field circus engineer
        who is out of gas?
     A: He's changing one tire at a time to see which one is flat.


Now, translating that to Audi-speak, we get:


     Q: How can you recognize a Monkey Lad (tm) trying to fix a flat tire?
     A: He's changing one tire at a time to see which one is flat.

     Q: How can you recognize a Monkey Lad (tm) trying to start a car
        which is out of gas?
     A: He's changing one tire at a time to see which one is flat.

Yes, it really can be that bad . . . 

Best Regards,

Mike Arman