how to beat a speeding ticket?

[geo <gamills@ns.sympatico.ca>]

The woman in question >driving an audi<, a cute blonde as it happens,
was
pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol
motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and
opened his ticket book she said:

"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's
Ball."

He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls."

There followed a moment of silence while she just smiled.
He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle, and
rode away down the highway.

Geo