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Re: Static shock'n rubber boots



Lord sufferin geez bys!  Rubber boots, dats da ting!  Jus be sur ya
gots da pant legs stuffed in em cause dem dare high volts seems ta
wanna shimmy on down da outside o tings.  By Geez, were lookin at more
dan 75 grand o da negativo dare!  Ol Billy up da road almos dropped
ded wen he sawd da light!  Gots da pacemaker ting ya no.  Now ya see
ol Billy, got da boots on all da time...sure da long sufferin wife
weres dem too...downta da mall...everwere's.  Won udder ting ol Billy
larned...e gets da wife ta get owda da car firs. Now, some of youse
might be too uppity ta were da gum rubbers...but I tells ya now...da
lites gonna shine on ya won night an...ZAP...yousell member my tellin
ya.  Won udder ting...never drives da car wen its coal and dry.  Get
yurself on wonna dem plains an hed sout.  Yessir, dats da tiket!
Won udder ting.  I hopes ya av sum time ta share wit yer lov ones an
frens in da next coupla weaks.

dats all from a lake called hachet,

Cheers, Geo