This is very funny. Todd, if it didn't get on the national list, you should
post it.
TTFN,
Adam
-----Original Message-----
From: Eliot Lim <eliot@u.washington.edu>
To: northwest audi enthusiasts <audi-nw@u.washington.edu>
Date: Friday, November 20, 1998 11:53 AM
Subject: oh boy....
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>> > A German asks a prostitute for sex and she tells him it's 20
>> dollars.
>> > >
>> > > "Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky".
>> > > She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything
>> violent.
>> > >
>> > > They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs
>> attached
>> > > to some straps.
>> > >
>> > > "I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each
>> knee"
>> > > he asks. The prostitute is worried that she's getting into
>> something
>> > > a bit heavy, but she goes along with his request. Then she is told
>> to
>> > > get down on all fours, naked, in front of him which she does
>> > > grudgingly. Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the
>> > > springs and finally he takes a duck call whistle from his pocket.
>> > > "Blow on this while I'm shagging you" he tells her. So he's
>> banging
>> > > away at her from behind while she's bouncing on the springs
>> blowing
>> > > the duck whistle. Suddenly she starts to enjoy the shagging, so
>> much
>> > > so in fact that she experiences the most fantastic orgasm she's
>> ever
>> > > had.
>> > >
>> > > After they've finished she says "Wow, that was the most fantastic
>> sex
>> > > I've in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so
>> good?"
>> > >
>> > > "Ah," the German replies. "Foursprung Duck Technique"
>> > >
>> >
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