Barney's sexuality and where should I put a floor jack under my A4

["Paul Wilson" <pwilson@ma.ultranet.com>]

> day and just thinks they're silly. I'm more worried about the big purple
> dinosaur.

Barney's definitely a pedophile.

Audi content:  The manual warns against putting a jack anywhere but the
specified jack points.  Unfortunately, this essentially means it's
impossible for me to jack up one end of my A4 and put it on jack stands.
With other cars I've always just put the stands/floor jack under things that
looked strong, like the rear diff.  What should I do with the A4?

Paul Wilson