Humour, clean, minimal Audi content

["Stephen Bigelow" <sbigelow@sprint.ca>]

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 281.  Please be
careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car.  It's hundreds of them!"
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If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup
trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an  infinite number of
highway signs, they will eventually produce all  the worlds great literary
works in Braille.
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Hare Spray

A man was driving his 200tq, (Konis, "Arrest-Me-Red", Big Reds, polished
17's, 3" turbo back, Ned Stage III, Euros/100w-130w/relays) driving along
the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.  He
swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately  the rabbit jumped in
front of the car and was hit.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled his
lovely quattro over to the side of the road and got out to see what had
become of the rabbit.  Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.  The driver
felt so awful, he began to cry.

A lovely, intelligent, and witty woman driving a A6 Avante Tiptronic down
the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.  She
stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained.  "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed
it."

The woman told the man not to worry.  She knew what  to do.  She went to her
car and pulled out a spray can.  She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit,
and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two
humans and hopped down the road.

50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved  at the two again,
hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50
feet.

The man was astonished.  He couldn't figure out what  substance could be in
the woman's spray can!  He ran  over to the woman and demanded, "What was in
your  spray can?  What did you spray onto that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could  read the label.  It
said:  "'Hair Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hair.  Adds Permanent Wave