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RE: Door Won't Open From Inside



> I went out on a date last night with the perfect girl; however, she
> broke my Audi!
>
My, my.  Anything else get 'broke?'

> Did something just come "unattached?"
>
I'd ask "the perfect girl" that question.

> Will this date cost me and additional $600 trip to the dealer?
>
How much money do you have left?

> GIRLS
>
Wouldn't be here without 'em Darrin.  As a matter of fact, when Eve
asked G*d to get some action going in Eden, he simply made Adam.  But
it was stipulated in the contract that she never tell him who came
first, AFAIK ;-)

Next time, open the damn door yourself ;-)

Geo