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Re: dusted by a diesel



In a message dated 99-03-08 15:10:13 EST, you write:

<< Of course, she left the "diesel" label on the back.  She found it amusing
 in stoplight
 races and the inevitable "advice" at the gas station:
 
 "Honey, you're putting gas into your car.  You need to use diesel fuel or
 you'll blow up
 your engine."
 
 My sister (throwing back her long blonde hair): "I _always_ use gas... it
 makes the
 car run _much_ better" than that old diesel stuff... and then drives off
 spinning the wheels... much to
 the amazment of the well-meaning "advisor". >>


There was a kif who showed up at the dyno in a Rabbit GTi will 1.6 Diesel
badges all over it.  It had 110hp at the wheels.  Turned out it had a trick
audi 2.0 in it.  He did the same thing at stoplights and gas stations.  I
kinda like to kill people at lights in my car, which currently has 13 inch
snow tires painted yellow.  People laugh till I'm in front of them with the
nicely unmuffled TT exhaust blowing 90 decibles towards them....

Later!
Carter J
Kwattro@aol.com
86 4000CS Quattro
86 Coupe GT
84 GTi