Humour, clean, You might be a racer if...(no OOOO content)

["Stephen Bigelow" <sbigelow@sprint.ca>]

You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.

You've been known to yell "It means check your mirrors retard!" at your
television.(or another driver)

You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is "Racers, start your
engines!"

You plan your wedding around the race schedule.

Your're registered for wedding gifts at Pegasus and Racer Wholesale.

You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One".

You know the quarter mile times for your riding mower.

You've embarrassed your spouse at least once by insisting on wearing your
full face helmet while driving.

You know the "racing line" for every turn on your daily commute, including
all your alternate routes, and practice hitting them everyday.

No tire dealer in town will honor their tread wear warranty on any car that
you've been seen near.

You quote your street tire life in months rather than miles.

You regularly live-test your rev-limiter on that straight that's a little
too long for second but not worth going into third on.

Even if you don't have ABS, you never lock your brakes unless you "really
wanted to do that".

You've started looking for sponsors for your daily commute, as well as your
weekend hobby.

You've slalomed in a construction zone and counted your penalty time in the
rearview mirror afterwards.