Easter

[Virtual Bob <h93young@creighton.edu>]

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter
Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting
the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was
hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over
to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the bunny
carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead. The
driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of
the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man
what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and
killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went
to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp,
dead bunny and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little
furry animal.

Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the
spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans, and hopped on
down the road. When the Easter Bunny was 50 yards away he stopped, turned
around, waved, and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned,
waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is
in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It
said: "HAIR SPRAY. RESTORES LIFE TO DEAD HAIR. ADDS PERMANENT WAVE."

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