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Just something to brighten up your day. 

Jason C


  Dear Sir,

  Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new
  program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and
  valuable resources.  No mention of this phenomenon was included in the

  product brochure.  In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all
other
  programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors
all
  other system activity.  Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and
Beerbash
2.5
  no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.  I cannot seem
to
purge
  Wife 1.0 from my system.  I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend
1.0
  but uninstall does not work on this program.  Can you help me?

  Jonathan Powell

  Dear Jon,

  This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
a
  primary  misconception.  Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to
Wife
1.0
  with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program.
  In fact, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
to run
  everything.  It is
  impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program from the system
once
  installed.  You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is
not
  designed to do this.  Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or
Wife 2.0
  but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your
manual
  under WARNINGS:  Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife
1.0 and
  just deal with the situation.

  Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire
  section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs).  You must assume
all
  responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.  The best
course
of
  action will be to push the apologize button and then the reset button
as
soon
  as lock up occurs.  System will run smoothly as long as you take blame
for
  all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.

  Answer Man.