RE: Wife 98 -. no audi content

[JoshW@Dynamicair.com]

Sounds worse than the Explorerzip virus.
Josh Wheeler

	-----Original Message-----
	From:	PlyBoyDoct@aol.com [SMTP:PlyBoyDoct@aol.com]
	Sent:	Friday, June 18, 1999 1:37 AM
	To:	quattro@audifans.com
	Subject:	Wife 98 -. no audi content

	Just something to brighten up your day. 

	Jason C


	  Dear Sir,

	  Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the
	new
	  program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space
	and
	  valuable resources.  No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the

	  product brochure.  In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all
	other
	  programs and launches during system initialization where it
monitors
	all
	  other system activity.  Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and
	Beerbash
	2.5
	  no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.  I cannot
seem
	to
	purge
	  Wife 1.0 from my system.  I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend
	1.0
	  but uninstall does not work on this program.  Can you help me?

	  Jonathan Powell

	  Dear Jon,

	  This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due
to
	a
	  primary  misconception.  Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0
to
	Wife
	1.0
	  with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT"
	program.
	  In fact, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator
	to run
	  everything.  It is
	  impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program from the
system
	once
	  installed.  You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0
is
	not
	  designed to do this.  Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or
	Wife 2.0
	  but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
your
	manual
	  under WARNINGS:  Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you keep
Wife
	1.0 and
	  just deal with the situation.

	  Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read
the
	entire
	  section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs).  You must
assume
	all
	  responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.  The best
	course
	of
	  action will be to push the apologize button and then the reset
button
	as
	soon
	  as lock up occurs.  System will run smoothly as long as you take
blame
	for
	  all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high
maintenance.

	  Answer Man.