(WOB!) Advice Needed etc...enter St. Peter (mAC)

[geo <gamills@ns.sympatico.ca>]

This might get you on the right path :)

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
St. Peter is
  leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy
of entering.
  After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows
his brow, and
  says, "I don't really see that you ever really did
anything great in
  your life, but I don't see anything really bad either."

  "Tell you what," St. Peter says. "If you can tell me of
one REALLY good
  deed you did in your life, I'll let you in."

  The guy thinks for a moment and says, "OK, well there was
this one time
  when I was driving down the highway >in my Audi< and I saw
a gang assaulting this
  poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they
were, about 50 of
  'em torturing this woman.  Infuriated, I got out my car,
grabbed a tire
  iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader
of the gang.
  He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a
chain running from
  his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the
gang members
  formed a circle around me.

  "So, I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and
smashed him over
  the head with the tire iron," the guy says. "Then I turned
around and
  yelled to the rest of them, leave this poor, innocent girl
alone!
  You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home
before I really
  teach you all a lesson in pain!"

  St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this
happen?"

  "Just a couple of minutes ago."

Geo (who loves a good chuckle)