more car-o-scope fun

[Gemma Skillman <gskillma@usd.edu>]

In joining with the car-o-scope humor, I was recommended the following,
with the Land Rover S2A as the top recommendation.  It goes to show that
quattro/audi lovers do not all think alike or have similar interests.
;-)

G
'87 5kqs

1.  AMC Jeep
2.  MG Midget
3.  Land Rover Range Rover
4.  Land Rover S2A ***
5.  Mercedes Benz E Class

Here's what it had to say about me being a Q-driver/owner.

Boy oh boy, gemma, you picked a vehicle that just isn't quite right for
you. You're compatible with your Audi Quattro only in terms of the
extent to which you're a cheapskate and your grasp of reality.

When compared to other people who drive a Audi Quattro, you're a
bit too young to be driving this vehicle, you care a bit too much about
your car compared to other Audi Quattro owners, you're just too
educated to be driving a Audi Quattro, other Audi Quattro owners
make more money than you, you're a little too much of a risk-taker,
and you are a little too much of a snob

For your further edification, here's a little further elucidation on
these
personality characteristics.

My dear, it appears that other Audi Quattro owners just don't care as
much about their cars as you do. You're going to have to lighten up on
this if you insist on driving a Audi Quattro. But, since this is
probably a
basic character flaw and therefore unchangeable, you probably will
have to buy a new car to get your carma in balance.

You certainly are a bit of a nut case, aren't you, when it comes to
taking
chances (well, at least compared to other Audi Quattro owners). Calm
down. CALM DOWN! It's not the end of the world, for heaven's
sake. And nobody is asking you to change anything about who you are.
We'd never do that. Go ahead. Jump off a cliff if that's what makes you
happy. But, if this is really what you are, you're gonna have to change
vehicles.