Re: Is there REALLY no one who can help??

[Eric_R_Kissell@email.whirlpool.com]

I thought this list was to share information. 

I need someone to help me 
[insert rare, difficult, and unnecessary task here] 
REUSE TOILET PAPER!

Sorry to get nasty, but people are telling me that no one on 
the list has done any 
[insert task name here] REUSING OF TOILET PAPER. 

I just can't believe that. Is it really true????

You all have experience with 
[insert related object here] TOILET PAPER
and seem willing to use it regularly. I bet most of you use it 
daily. Some of you may need to use it right now as you sit 
there on your butts discussing Torsens and other topics ad 
nauseam.  

Please, do you have a friend that has done work on the 
[insert task here] REUSE OF TOILET PAPER? 
your mom? your brother? I don't care who, just get me in touch 
with someone who has BTDT! Please! All I'm asking for is a 
little help. TIA!

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