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- Subject: Time to Pray!! esp. for the biometry students...
- From: Dexter Sowell <dsowell@gasou.edu>
- Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 12:18:41 -0400
> "A Prayer For The Stressed" > >Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. >The courage to change the things I cannot accept. >And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people >I had to kill today because they pissed me off. >And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as... >They may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. >Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on >Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Fridays. >And help me to remember that... >When I'm having a bad day, >And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, >That it takes 42 muscles to frown, >And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me! > > AMEN >------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >--------------------------------------- > Baxter, the less famous Jedi warrior