Re: Speeding ticket! :-((

[<isham-research.freeserve.co.uk@pop.pol.net.uk>]

> Eyvind.........I went through a similar learning experience (actually a
> series of 3 such tickets over about a year) and as a result I invented a
> cloaking device that made my Audi invisible to police officers. I am about
> to reveal the details of the device and how to use it.

> Counter intelligence reports told me that the officers were using
> electronic sensors to clock my speed as I passed their observation posts. I
> also observed that they placed large signs along my path that revealed the
> lower limits of their sensors.

> I began setting my stock Audi cruise control at those posted 'invisibility
> limits' and since starting this practice, none of the officers have ever
> given any indication that they are aware of my presence. I have concluded
> that my actions have made my vehicle invisible to their sensors.

> Now that you know my secret, I hope that you will share it with others that
> have fallen into the chaos of Audi ownership.

> Doyt Echelberger
> 87 5kcstq
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> At 11:40 AM 12/21/1999 +0100, you wrote:
>>Today I got a speeding ticket.. :-(
>>
>>111 km/h where the limit is 80 km/h (70 mph with 50 mph limit)
>>
>>That will cost me NOK 3500,- (about US$440)
>>
>>--
>>ES
>>
>>

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