And now for something interesting :-)

[Todd Phenneger]

  Nice , some people. :-)
Alright, lets have the Full Monty. :-)

l8r

  TOdd.


 

  MHLIGGINS at aol.com wrote: 
One of the other internet places I frequent (time permitting) had a 
repeat posting recently. It's kinda long, but hilarious. Stories from the 
tech side of the equation. Goofy stuff that people have survived. The 
following excerpt is my favorite, but there are quite a few. Send me a 
private request if you want the "full monty". :-)
Looking at some of them I was reminded of some things I have never done...

Later.
--ml

<over my 27 years in the
automotive service business... I mean no harm to these customers in telling 
these stories and
hope that by doing so the reader will find a reason to smile.... 

Communications problem:

He calls
His car won't start
I ask
His engine won't crank
I say you got cables?
He says no
I say tow in
He says no
He says will push start
He says wife will help
I say best not
Time passes
Two cars towed in
He's mad
Really mad!
She's mad
Really mad!
Both cars are theirs
Both cars are damaged
His car in back
Her car in front
I ask what happened
I live to regret that
He yells 
She yells
She cries
She leaves
He tells story
30 mph he told her
Push me 30 mph
She says it doesn't sound right
She says are you sure?
He says DO IT!!
He's mad
She's confused
She brings car around
She backs up
He's confused
She's coming faster
He's paniced
She's coming faster!
She hits his car at..... 30 mph!
...............
I am dying
I am really really dying inside
I manage a Hmmmm....
He leaves
I'm still dying!!!>>
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    83' ur-q (awaiting a 20vt)
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