Greatest Driving Moments

[Douglas Frank]

OK, here's mine:

Riding in a friend's Bronco, as we approach a light at moderate
speed, it turns red.  I scream my head off and take a death grip
on the dash.  My friend looks at me, horrified:  "What?  what?!"

"The light's turned."

"*#@%*&#$&*#*&!!!!!!!"  (and I never got another ride)

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Douglas Frank Compaq Computer Corp.
ZKO           110 Spit Brook Rd.
603-884-0501  Nashua, NH USA 03062