Moron du jour (N.A.C.)

[Mike Arman]

No Audi content, but indulge me . . .


>Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen
>
>KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Fireworks hidden in a Kansas City man's oven
turned out to be a recipe for disaster when the
>man attempted to heat up some food but instead blew his kitchen to bits.
>
>The explosion occurred early on Wednesday, the U.S. Independence Day
holiday, at the home of a 28-year-old man who had
>spent the night celebrating with a group of friends, Kansas City Assistant
Fire Marshall Jim Duddy said Thursday.
>
>According to Duddy, the group, ``who had been drinking heavily,'' were
shooting fireworks off for several hours on Tuesday night
>at the Northland area home, disturbing neighbors who called police.
>
>Someone in the group attempting to hide a stash of fireworks from the
police, stuffed them into the oven and then forgot about
>them, Duddy said.
>
>About 3 a.m. the homeowner decided to bake some lasagna and turned the
oven on. ``It blew the kitchen all apart,'' said Duddy.
>''The walls were all blown out, the oven flew right through one of the
walls.''
>
>Flying glass caused some slight injuries, but otherwise no one was hurt. 
>

(From Yahoo news, today)



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Mike Arman