Fw: old driver joke

Larry C Leung l.leung at juno.com
Mon Oct 15 20:48:12 EDT 2001


Sorry for the WOB, but this one struck me as funny for a automotive
list....

--------- Forwarded message ----------

Somewhere in Florida

A group of senior citizens were talking at the breakfast table in a 
Florida 
nursing home.  "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of 
coffee,". 
said one woman. 
"Yes, I know..  My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee." 
replied 
another.  "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my  neck. 
"said a third, to which several nodded in agreement. 

My blood pressure pills make me dizzy, "...another went on.  "I guess
that's 
the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as  he 
slowly shook his head. 
Then there was a short moment of silence. 
"Well, it's not that bad, "said one woman cheerfully.  "Thank goodness 
we 
can 
all still drive." 



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