Mike's bad driving . . .

[Cody Forbes]

Mike Arman wrote:
>....profanity phrase book, I don't EVER use signals until
> after I make a turn (usually long after), I drive 55 in the left lane
> with my turn signal on for miles and miles, and I drive 125 through
> residential areas (love the sound of the Audi V8 flat out!), all the
> while peering out below the rim of the steering wheel - that's when I
> remember to take my trifocals along with me, usually I park by ear
> (crunch - OK, stop), and I park in the handicapped spaces every
> chance I get and then limp away from the car conspicuously (on my way
> to the gym) . . . and drive at night through deserted warehouses and
> through construction sites . . . and *I* get accused of bad driving?
> WHO, ME????? Why I've been driving 250 years, young man, never had a
> ticket or an accident (unless you count . . . ummm, never mind) . . .
> grumble mutter mutter . . .


I have met him, he is *NOT* kidding!

;-) He did forget to mention the roof mounted machine gun thats wired to 
that 5" TV.


-Cody Forbes
http://www.5000tq.com
'86 5ktq
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