[s-cars] Out for das Fest/What to see in Germany?

[chris chambers]

ROTFLMAO !!!

Matt that's HILARIOUS!

Reminds me of the time I took my girlfriend (now wife) to see Madonna
in Chicago (supposed last tour ever).

We're driving on some highway and come to a Y in the road,


I inquire "which one do I take?"
She replies, "I don't know"
I respond, "which one do I take?"
She replies with a glare in her eyes "I dont know"
I respond "I need an answer"
She flips me off
I lock up the brakes of my 91 Mitsubishi GSX sliding onto the shoulder
of the road flat spotting all 4 tires (made the rest of the trip oh
so much more fun) where we proceed to "discuss" the situation and
discover new and unique uses for the word F*&K.

We have since decided it isn't worth arguing on the side of the road
and when one of us is navigating their job is to pick a route, ANY
route and the driver can't bitch if it's the wrong route.

This has led to much more pleasant road trips.

Oh did I forget to mention the bus that decided it needed to be where
we were? Yes, I made eye contact with the bus driver as he looked at
us through the folding glass doors of the bus and just kept coming
over.
I was forced to lock up the brakes because the laws of physics seemed
to dictate that a bus/eclipse collision would most certainly be won by
said bus.

This was soon followed by my chasing down said bus as my girlfriend
(now wife) once again began creating new and unique uses of the word
F*&K!

Did I mention this all happened on one 2 day trip to Chicago?

Yeah, I don't go to Chicago much anymore...... 



--- Matt twentyV <matt_20v at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Ha, NAV is indeed a good idea.  My wife and I have fond memories (OK
> maybe not so fond) of me driving around traffic circles 4 or 5 times
> on the 2 outer wheels yelling for directions while she tries to
> compare road signs to the Michelin map...
> "which one do I take?"
> "I don't know, slow down so I can read the signs"
> "I can't slow down don't you hear the horns?"
> "(*&# you"
> " you too, I'm just going to go this way"
> 
> -Matt

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