[s-cars] Well, here's my luck for the month of November....

[Bill Mahoney]

Not to start an animal hit thread but,

Funniest deer hit story I've ever heard (well it was a moose, not a deer..
And wasn't really funny (for the moose.))

My buddy + other fishing pal driving Honda something or other at night in
Canada.  It's dark up der.

They hit said moose at about 55mph, moose ass slides bassackwards through
windshield, shits in the drivers lap (totally understandable) and takes off
a running.

They collect themselves, get over the smell and try to drive on, but with no
windshield they soon discover there're a lot on Canadian bugs out at night.

Soooo, they wrap towels around there heads, ala Al Qaeda, with only a slit
for their eyesight. 

Be careful out there.  One minute you're having the time of your life,
driving along goin' fishin' and the next you're Mr. Taliban freezing your
ass off in a busted car.

 

Bill M oose