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Re: 86 5000cstq sunroof and mirrors



On Sun, 3 Sep 1995, Charlie Smith wrote:

> > these nasty electrical demons/gremlins from my car without spewing out vast
> > sums of money?
>  
>     Try sheep entrails on the hood, while burning the service manual
>     under an oak tree at midnight.  
> 
>     This works best if done during the period when Saturn conjuncts 
>     Neptune concurrently with Leo spinning in your mid-heaven.
> 
>     Oh yes, face North while doing this.
> 

wasnt it Calvin who recommended: taking off all your clothes, smearing 
your body in paste and burning a model of your Q in ephigy?



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