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Re: 86 5000cstq sunroof and mirrors
On Sun, 3 Sep 1995, Charlie Smith wrote:
> > these nasty electrical demons/gremlins from my car without spewing out vast
> > sums of money?
>
> Try sheep entrails on the hood, while burning the service manual
> under an oak tree at midnight.
>
> This works best if done during the period when Saturn conjuncts
> Neptune concurrently with Leo spinning in your mid-heaven.
>
> Oh yes, face North while doing this.
>
wasnt it Calvin who recommended: taking off all your clothes, smearing
your body in paste and burning a model of your Q in ephigy?
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