Re: AWD 4-Door Sedans

[AUDIDUDI@delphi.com]

> Awesome car dude!  I don't know about them Awdi turbos, but I think that 
> with AWD, the Eagle would have a good chance at winning.  You know what 
> they say, "It's all in the driver."

I agree with you, Daryl, but Zeke over at the filling station seems to think
the car has a something to do with it as well.  Of course, the only "racing"
he ever does is the Demolition Derby at the State Fair each year and he IS a
mechanic so he's probably biased anyway.
 
> Hey, I got a friend named Elmo.  Well, at least he was my friend before I 
> shot his dog.  P***** on my truck, you know?

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do ... a real friend would've understood
that so don't feel too bad.  

>         Your friend Elmo have a gimp leg from Iowa?

Well, I don't know if it's from Iowa but he DOES have a gimp leg.  He won't
wear shorts no matter what the weather ... and now that I think about it, I
met him when he brought his dog into the shop for a bit of touch-up work so
maybe it IS him.  Did your friend have a wife named Maybelleen and a '65 IH
Scout that needs paint REAL bad?  

> Hey some guy named Bob just traded me a mint 286 for a dogsled.  I
> couldn't believe it.  Some kinda intelectial guy from the university.
> Drove one o' them ferrin cars.

Ha!  That Bob sounds so smart, he probably thinks HE got the best deal ...
there was some guy from a university in town a while back trying to figure
out why almost everyone in town has blue skin ... a real strange fellow as
best I can recall.  Said something about being an anthrowpollogist...

Oh, well.  Thanks for your support.  I've gotta run over to the next county
to take a look a parts car ... seems there's some Audi station wagon that a
guy tried to turn into a snowplow on account of the AWD and all.  I hear it
didn't work out too well and that he might be interested in selling some of
the parts off it.

Joe-Bob Worthington
Hashman's Hollow, Ark.