Re: Help! Turkey problems

[Brendan Rudack <rudack@ucsub.Colorado.EDU>]

I would stray away from the shotgun.  I would recommend a .223 or a .22 
semi-auto rifle with a scope.  This way you have accuracy and you won't 
hit your beauty!  I do not condone hunting but you should probably check 
to see if there is a limit on those things.  Another option would be a 
big dog.  It better be tough because I've been told that those turkeys 
are dynamite.  One last thing that just popped in my mind:  paint wild 
animals on the side of your car.  

Good luck!

Brendan