Audi Widow(er)s

[Mike Loeks <neanderthal@ardvark.com>]

Portia Loeks again.  I had never before considered getting an Audi tattoo
(sp?), but, in keeping with the Audi chassis, I can only think of three
places for one: my forehead, chest, or rear end.  Mike refuses to express a
preference.  In 
"Neanderthal's" defense, he has taken very good care of our family since I
was put on bedrest.  Having said that, let me tell the following tale:
The red Audi (his) has Fuchs wheels.  The gray (mine) does not.  As soon as
the gray car's wheel bearing was fixed, the red car developed an exhaust
leak.  So my Audi fanatic TRANSFERRED THE FUCHS WHEELS FROM THE RED CAR TO
THE GRAY CAR FOR THE FEW WEEKS THE RED CAR WON'T BE OPERATIONAL.  What do
you think, normal or twisted? Vote early and vote often.
Thank you for listening.

Portia Loeks