Portia w/ 4 rings?

["Graydon D. Stuckey" <graydon@apollo.gmi.edu>]

On Sat, 22 Jun 1996, Mike Loeks wrote:

> Portia Loeks again.  I had never before considered getting an Audi tattoo
> (sp?), but, in keeping with the Audi chassis, I can only think of three
> places for one: my forehead, chest, or rear end.  Mike refuses to express a
> preference.

Shows Mike's wisdom...  :-)

> "Neanderthal's" defense, he has taken very good care of our family since I
> was put on bedrest.  Having said that, let me tell the following tale:

I hope you are on the way to a full recovery.  List-wives (is that an OK 
term?) have a history of excellent recovery, right Unka Bart?

> leak.  So my Audi fanatic TRANSFERRED THE FUCHS WHEELS FROM THE RED CAR TO
> THE GRAY CAR FOR THE FEW WEEKS THE RED CAR WON'T BE OPERATIONAL.  What do
> you think, normal or twisted? Vote early and vote often.

Which part of this do you think is twisted?  What's wrong with Fuchs 
wheels on a gray car? I don't understand.  :-)

I've been known to transfer a set of wheels onto another car just to see 
what it looks like.  When I was autocrossing regularly, I would routinely 
change the entire set of wheels on the race car twice every weekend.  Of 
course, it helps having air, and a really nice impact. (don't flame me, 
I always put the nuts on by hand:-)

BTW, I really like your name, Portia.  Too bad our baby (that's due any 
day now) is a boy.

Later, ---------------------------------------------------------- 
Graydon D. Stuckey 	'85 Mazda RX7 GS, no toys 
graydon@apollo.gmi.edu 	'86 Audi 5000 CS Turbo Quattro, has toys
Flint, Michigan USA	'89 Thunderbird SC, lotsa toys