Bumper Stickers (funny.. but no-audi content)

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Subject: RECENTLY SIGHTED BUMPER STICKERS  

   Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

   Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

   We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

   Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

   He who laughs last thinks slowest!

   Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

   "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks Roy, I'm stuffed!"

   Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

   Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

   What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

   "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

   Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be 
happy.

   Conciousness: that annoying time between naps.

   I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

   The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

   Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

   All generalizations are false.

   Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.