I love my wife (almost)

[quk@isham-research.demon.co.uk (Phil Payne)]

In message <348B3569.2068@lancnews.infi.net> Dwight Varnes writes:

> Problem is, she's whining because it's on the other side of town about
> 40 minutes from her mommy.

> Guys, never, ever marry a woman who hasn't left home first.

I just came back from a friend's 50th birthday celebrations.  It was an 
overnight stop and a fair drive, so I had time to reflect.  I was pondering the 
difference between two couples - one idyllically happy, and one grumpy - and 
unable to account for it until now.
 
Instant hit - the happy couple included a woman who had left home before 
meeting her beau.

Our prayers are with you.  Remember you need two feet of clearance to the 
right of the rightmost car to deal with the harmonic balancer bolt.

-- 
 Phil Payne
 Committee Member, UK Audi [ur-]quattro Owners Club