Confusius says:

[MHLIGGINS@aol.com]

     Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

>Honestly, it would have been more effective to stop the car, get out and
>p*ss on the lights every time that I wanted to clean them.

A buddy of mine found this to be a most effective way to get snow off his
headlights.  We'd returned home from Germany to find the cars (in the airport
parking lot) covered with wet, heavy snow.  He did not have any snow removal
stuff (after all, this IS Tennessee we're talking about) cranked his car so
the defroster and wipers could take care of the windshield.  Then he walked to
the from of the car, whipped out the mini-firehose, and cleared the head
lights......  At least now I know why he has such a high fluid intake on
international flights.

     Later.
     --ml