DEPLORABLE BEHAVIOR. EATON BITES BACK

[Sargent Schutt <sargent@novagate.com>]

Mr. harrison, with all the wisdom his attention deficit disorder allows,
states the following:
> Yeah, that's right. Blame Torsen for your pulling the hand brake
> on the on rampin
> the rain. This has the ring of 60 Minutes to it.

>harrison

Dave Eaton, in an even more deplorable act of maliscious
misrepresentation, owing partly to his selective (but short) memory
states the following:

>> well an unnamed (it was mail addressed to me, not the list) list
member with >>a
>> type 44 quattro with torsen who has complained (in some detail) to
the list
>> about spider bite told me how his car had fallen prey to the dreaded
to spider
>> bite.
>>
>> i quote: -
>>
>> "E-brake induced oversteer on an off-camber freeway entrance in the
rain, for
>> the fun of it. Rears went way too far out and I couldn't get it
straight. b/c
>> the torsen sent the power up front. That's the problem, one minute
you've got
>> power oversteer, the next its gone and all you've got to steer with
is brakes
>> and the wheel in your hands. That's not enough sometimes."
>>
>> ooh, silly torsen.  bad, bad boris...
>>
>> quite a clear case of spider bite.  "absolutely officer.  the car
just plain
>> went away on me.  i think i should sue audi".
>>
>> what was that someone said about darwinism?  jouko, perhaps you could
try >>this
>> in the porker, and then you could sue porsche?

Honestly. I shouldn't allow myself to be razzed by the likes of you at
this point. But Davey, ol boy, I ain't too fond of actions like this.
Private mail is intended to be such. When you bring forward an
incomplete, contrived exerpt from a private post for the sole purpose of
inducing public humiliation you have crossed the line.  I can honestly
say that you are a total ass. You are not to be trusted. Your act has
BLATANTLY crossed the line, sir. I am truly sorry for your complete lack
of reading comprehension skills; it must be a troublesome cross to bear.
But you are also a terribly pernicious and uncouth individual. For that,
I wish you all you have coming to you.

The note I provided about the 90 e-brake manuever was to illustrate what
the torsen will do when the rear wheels are turning much slower than the
fronts. It was to help explain my position to you. Because for some
reason, it mattered to me that you understood what I was trying to get
across, mano a mano. But you prefer to hit below the belt, I see. But
whooo boy am I a crazy guy behind the wheel. Thanks for bringing it to
light.

FYI: I WAS TRAVELING AT AN INSANE 15 MPH AT THE TIME. HOLY $&(T!!!! I'M
LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!!!! OH MY GOD! LET ME CATCH MY BREATH.!!! I SHOULD BE
IN JAIL. I'M LUCKY THERE WEREN'T ANY CARS AROUND FOR MILES WHEN I
EXECUTED THIS INSANE ACT IN THE MIDDLE OF BOONDOCKS NOWHERESVILLE FARM
COUNTRY!! IT'S JUST A MIRACLE THERE WAS INFINITE RUN-OFF AND THERE
WEREN"T ANY TREES IN SIGHT FOR MILES. BUT SURELY I MUST PAY FOR THIS
SOCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR. SOMEBODY TAKE MY KEYS!!!

YOU FOOLS BETTER GET ALL THE FACTS NEXT TIME, BECAUSE IT IS YOU WHO HAVE
MADE AN INCOMPLETE AND DAMAGING ACCUSATION - JUST LIKE 60 MINUTES DID!!!
THE IRONY OF IT!!! I THINK TOUCHE IS THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
Although you likely don't know what it means. Get your facts first,
children.

Oh, there I'm better now. Just thinking about that insanse, harrowing 15
mph incident in the middle of flatland nowhere raises my pulse to
dangerous levels. Or is that the steam rising at the result of being
grievously lambasted by two maliscious, ignorant juveniles who likely
can't tie their own shoes? Probably the latter.

Get the facts first, idiots. Ignorance is bliss (or so I'm told). Now
that I've stripped you of your ignorance in this matter, how do you
feel? Sorry? Well, pathetic will do for now...

As far as the rest of it goes, you, Dave are the only person I see out
there who is completely dead-set on the notion that we must be
*imagining* this whole spider-bite event. Others want to call it
driver-error at best, as they don't understand it to be otherwise.  But
you do not even have one of our type 44 cars. At some point you have to
ask yourself "Why can't I see the light?  Well, maybe it is because you
are a bat.

Very Sincerely,

"the unidentified psycho-driving lister"

Just sitting here in Darwin's waiting room. Talking to my friend
Dave-the-bat. And he just bit me. Would you believe it?

Huh? oh, just take a number harrison.