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The Top 10 Differences in the New, Friendlier IRS
10> Old form: "1040"   New form: "10-40, Good Buddy!"
 9> Prank "Get Out of Jail Free" card sent with audit notice.
 8> "Tax shelters" now referred to as "Thatched-Roof Income Cottages."
 7> Instead of kicking you in the family jewels with an iron boot, agents
    now kick you in the family jewels with a more forgiving penny loafer.
 6> All audits conducted in the comfort of Willie Nelson's former home.
 5> Rectal probes now warmed to room temperature before audits.
 4> Rifle butt to the head now accompanied by "Please" and "Thank you."
 3> Either pay required fines, or go double-or-nothing in a game of
    whack-a-mole.
 2> Agents now required to start with "Hi, my name is Jim, and I'll be
    screwing you today."
and the Number 1 Difference in the New, Friendlier IRS...
 1> Unless that's a typo, looks like you're getting an Audi this year!
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