RE: You asked for this!

["Unterseher, Reed [SSG]" <runterseher@nd-arng.ngb.army.mil>]

That has got to be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard! I'm getting
misty eyed (snif-snif). I laughed, I cried, I'll read it again and again!
Well done Mike!

Reed 
87' 4000csQ (Boges, H&R, K&N, Strut Tower Brace, Rear Anti-Sway Bar, and A
LOT more stereo then my wife will ever know about!)

		-----Original Message-----
		From:	Mike Arman [SMTP:armanmik@n-jcenter.com]
		Sent:	Tuesday, February 23, 1999 9:05 AM
		To:	quattro@coimbra.ans.net
		Subject:	You asked for this!

		>From: Wallace White <wallace@remdesign.com>
		>Subject: Re: '87 5k power steering rack questions...
		>
		>> Today, it's time to fix my mother's hydraulic system
leaks.  After
		cleaning up
		>> everything under the hood Saturday and driving it around
on errands
		yesterday,
		>> I've found that several of the hoses are cracked and
weeping.  I haven't
		yet
		>> been able to determine whether the rack itself is
leaking, though.
		>
		>Cue Mike Arman to sing the praises of the custom hydraulic
hose...
		>
		>- - Wallace


		OK, Wallace, remember, YOU ASKED FOR THIS!!!

		(tune: Glory, Glory Hallelujah)

		I went to see the dealer for a power steering hose,
		I said I had an Audi and he looked down his nose,
		"The hose you're gonna need will cost a million bucks"
		I looked him in the eye and told him that he s*cks.

		Chorus: (repeat as needed)

		Audi dealer gonna screw ya,
		Audi dealer gonna do ya,
		They'll take all of your money and they cannot fix your car,
		And even if you sue them you won't get very far.



		I went to see my dealer for a can of Pentosin
		He didn't even grease it before he shoved it in
		It didn't make a difference; "Son, you need a rack"
		Then I found Dan's Audi list and swore I'd not be back.

		Chorus !!

		I went and found the nearest commercial hydraulic shop
		When he told me the price, I thought I was gonna drop
		For twenty six bucks complete, he went and made me a new
hose
		I'm gonna take the old one and shove it up the dealer's
nose.

		Chorus !!!

		If you want to drive an Audi and still have food to eat
		Just read this Audi list because it simply can't be beat
		The people on this list can only be called swell
		and as far as I'm concerned, the dealer can go to hell!

		Chorus !!!!

		Best Regards,

		Mike (the Bard) Arman