Mike, that is nothing short of genius. Do they have awards for this? If so, I nominate the author. Only a Q head could appreciate that! Bob > > (tune: Glory, Glory Hallelujah) > > I went to see the dealer for a power steering hose, > I said I had an Audi and he looked down his nose, > "The hose you're gonna need will cost a million bucks" > I looked him in the eye and told him that he s*cks. >