FW: HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY(NO aUDI CONTENT)

[JoshW@Dynamicair.com]

DID YOU WANT FRIES W/ THAT?
Josh Wheeler


-----Original Message-----
From:	Masuga,Scott 
Sent:	Thursday, May 13, 1999 3:05 PM
To:	Ackerman,Greg; Pelkey,Robert; Reitz,Eric; Svendsen, Eric;
Christianson,Richard; Huttle, Julie; Olson,Eric; Ringler,Dave; Wagner,
Jennifer; Wheeler, Josh; Chris Franz (E-mail); Connie Martin (E-mail); Craig
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Subject:	HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

		> >
		> > HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
		> >
		> >     a.. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise
your voice)
		> >     b.. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly
the same outfits.
		> > Always wear them one day after your boss does.
		> >     c.. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell
them what
		> >        you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me,
I'll be in the
		> >        bathroom.'
		> >     d.. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in
Palmolive.
		> >     e.. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
		> >     f.. Insist that your e-mail address be
		> >        zena_goddess_of_fire@asab.fdl.cc.mn.us
<mailto:zena_goddess_of_fire@asab.fdl.cc.mn.us> 
		> >     g.. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask
if they want
		> >        fries with that.
		> >     h.. Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with
beer.
		> >     i.. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a
little synchronized
		> >        chair-dancing.
		> >     j.. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
'IN'.
		> >     k.. Determine how many cups of coffee are 'too
many'.
		> >     l.. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
		> >     m.. Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza,
doughnuts,
		> >        etc., in the break room. When people complain
that there was
		> >        nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and
say, "You've
		> >        got to be faster than that."
		> >     n.. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has
		> >        gotten over his or her caffeine addictions,
switch to
		> >        espresso.
		> >     o.. When driving colleagues around, insist on
keeping your car's
		> >        windshield wipers running during all weather
conditions to
		> >        keep 'em tuned up.
		> >     p.. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's
what you
		> >        think."
		> >     r.. Practice making fax and modem noises.
		> >     q.. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific
papers, then
		> >        cc them to your boss.
		> >     r.. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the
brightness level
		> >        lights up the entire working area. Insist to
others that you
		> >        like it that way.
		> >     s.. Dont use any punctuation
		> >     t.. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
		> >     u.. While making presentations, occasionally bob
your head like
		> >        a parakeet.
		> >     v.. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a
hair dryer
		> >        at passing cars to see if they slow down.
		> >     w.. Specify that your drive-through order is "to
go".
		> >     x.. Stomp on plastic ketchup packets.
		> >     y.. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
		> >     z.. Honk and wave at strangers. (This is not new...)
		> >     aa..TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
		> >     ab..type only in lowercase.
		> >     ac..Say: "What?" " Never mind. It's gone now."
		> >     ad..Sing along at the opera.
		> >     ae. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address
book, even if
		> >        they sent it to you or have asked you not to send
them stuff
> >        like this.


Scott Masuga
Product Development
Dynamic Air, Inc.
(651)484-2900 ext.4016  Voice
(651)766-6038  Direct Fax
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