Re: My wife's new washing machine!

[BCPI <bcpi@arias.net>]

Ah, so there is a washing machine that is made for a man!  I love the thought of
a TURBINE washing machine!  But, does it clean the Audi grease off the cloths
and does Intended Accelration make a chip for it?

Shayne.

GaidosIII wrote:

>  Okay, I know this isn't Audi related but as I am sitting here reading my q-
> list digests I noticed what sounded like a damn turbine spooling up over my
> shoulder. You know the sound. It starts out low and slow then builds up to
> this high pitched whinning. Well I'm sitting here reading away and that very
> sound starts coming down the hallway. Beeping too!
>  Next, the kids start running down the hall screeming "its a jet!, it's a
> jet!". By now I'm in my 'what in the hell is that' reactionary mode, staring
> down the hall. Well, my wife's grin as she poked her head out of the laundry
> area helped put the pieces together.
> Turns out it is my wife's new Maytag "Neptune" series washing machine (no
> sales pitch). Evidently it has this super spin cycle. According to the manual
> (gotta have one of those) it spins up to 1000rpm. I must admit if I have to
> hear a washing machine anyway, it may as well sound like a turbine. For the
> price she payed for it it ought to press and fold too....
> Anton