Heard at a dealership ...

[quk@isham-research.demon.co.uk (Phil Payne)]

<Voices from the depths of the spares department>

 "Wassat?"

 "It's a list of a couple of dozen parts."

 "I can see that, you fool.  But it's from ETKA.  Where'd
  you get it?"

 "Phil gave it to me.  He wants us to order them."

 "But it's printed."

 "Yeah."

 "So not only has he got ETKA, which he shouldn't have, BUT HE
  KNOWS HOW TO PRINT FROM IT!!!   GET HIM IN HERE!!!"

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